Excuse me while I go cough up my lungs sadly.
- Location:HOT3 not-so-secret headquarters
- Mood:
sad - Music:Lizzie's iPod
I bought Drake Bell's CD. And it 'Makes Me Happy'! (Please, someone, kill me for that horrible pun.)
- Location:HOT3 not-so-secret headquarters
- Mood:
embarrassed
(Surprisingly good Photoshop for a manip)
BEWARE! NAKED MENZ!
- Location:HOT3 not-so-secret headquarters
- Mood:
silly - Music:Lizzie brushing her teeph
Do Começo Ao
The Brazilians are making this to kill me. They hate me for some unknown reason and they want me to have a heart attack due to...
The stubble. The sexy. All coming soon.
I need to learn Portuguese. Like, stat. And I need a plane ticket to Brazil for December 18th. Anyone know where I can get one cheap?
- Location:Mein Vaters Haus.
- Mood:dying
- Music:Glenn Beck's musical voice yelling at idiots.
1.) Drake & Josh is totally kick ass. I kind of want to buy the show now that I've watched more than half an episode. And I NEVER buy shows. The only one so far has been Psych season one. And that was in a fit slash related Lassie love. (Not that this isn't slash related. I mean, the Drosh is filled with awesomesauce. But still, all four seasons? And the three movies? Crazy Kelly.)
2.) Lizzie, Alma and I now have a couch. It will give anyone headaches who looks at it. Thankfully, it follows the theme for our apartment of "So, it's sort of like a Crayola crayon box horfed everywhere." It's awesome. Here it is. Need any Excedrin?
3.) Julie & Julia? Also kick ass! I saw it today with Lizzie, Alma, and Lizzie's parents after our couch-shopping adventure in Ikea. It made me giggle and "aw" in sympathy. And it was totally wonderful because it didn't really have any rising action. It just said "Here it is." and everyone went "Thank you. It was awesome." It also made me very hungry.
4.) More Drosh, fandom related screaming: I wrote a fic. It seems like it's been forever since I've actually finished anything, but the Drosh (or Jake, as Lizzie likes) gave me motivation. It isn't terribly long, but it's something. And I'll probably be posting it soon. Once I type it up and get over my usual insecurities about anything I write. So, if any of you out there who actually read what I say are potentially, probably, maybe, not-so-much interested in Drake & Josh and the crazy adventures and tight pants that feature in it, look out. It will (hopefully) be coming soon.
Well, that about covers "the haps". And it satisfies my odd and unexplained need to post.
Smooches!,
Kelly
- Location:Mein Vaters Haus.
- Mood:bloated
- Music:Regina Spektor - Music Box
First of all, let me just say this for you all: Gasp! A post! And a real post at that! One that isn't in any way related to fandom!
Yes, I know. It really is a shock. But I just witnessed something that put a huge grin on my face. It was something that I had to share somewhere, and since my Facebook status was changed last night, and Twitter only allows for 120 characters (the bastards!), I figured I would share it on here.
After having yelling, screaming, hyperactive children with me at all times for the past few days, I had begun to reconsider my wanting kids of my own someday. Sure they may look cute, but when they're actually awake and in your presence for more than an hour or two they begin to loose their appeal. But little baby Hailey and Michael just totally made up for the past day (and being woken up before six because they decided to play loudly right next to your bed).
The cuteness, truthfully, started last night when they managed to be convinced to go to bed. Michael, Kaitlyn, and Hailey were all going to be sharing one room with two beds in it. At first it was thought that Kaitlyn and Hailey would share one bed while Michael, the oldest and the only boy, would have the other by himself. Michael protested though. He really wanted Hailey, the baby at two years old, to sleep with him. Hailey screamed her assent loudly before climbing into the bed with him. They then fell asleep in minutes, all snuggled together happily.
This morning Michael, who is nine and quickly going into the age where he could sleep through anything, managed to sleep in until a more reasonable time than 5 something: 7:30. Michael came out of the room groggily and into the war zone that was once the living room, tripping over toys that his bleary eyes didn't notice. He collapsed onto the couch, arms covering his face to protect himself from the blinding sun. Hailey screeched in happiness. She had noticed Michael.
Hailey ran from the kitchen and into the living room, pushing a disinterested Kaitlyn out of the way in her haste to reach her big brother. When she got to him I saw Michael let loose a small smile, trying to hide it behind his arms. Hailey gently pushed his arms away from his face and gave him a big smooch on the cheek. His smile grew, though he was still trying to hide it. After a moment of smiling and giggling down at him she gave him another big smooch on his forehead. At this point Michael gave up on trying to hide his smile and just sat up to envelope her in a hug.
I couldn't help my own huge smile from breaking through. It was too cute and too sweet... and it made me not mind the past day and all of the beatings my poor eardrums took.
<3
- Mood:
happy
SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
1. Nathan/Peter (Heroes)
2. Sylar/Mohinder (Heroes)
3. Shawn/Lassie (Psych)
4. Gus/Juliet (Psych)
5. Nicholas/Danny (Hot Fuzz)
6. John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard)
THREE PAIRINGS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)
8. House/Wilson (House M.D.)
9. Harry/Snape (Harry Potter)
SIX PAIRINGS I DON'T LIKE:
10. Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)
11. Shawn/Gus (Psych)
12. Peter/Arthur (Heroes)
13. Claire/Peter and/or Nathan (Heroes)
14. Shawn/Juliet (Psych)
15. Hiro/Ando (Heroes)
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
16. Sylar/Luke (Heroes)
17. Spock/Kirk (THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE)
- Location:Mein Vaters Haus.
- Mood:
sore - Music:The Real Slim Shady by Eminem
There is no way that I will suffer through that. It's bad enough that I have "Apple Bottom Jeans" stuck in my head; I don't want something worse floating around, distracting me from my homework.
It seems that a huge sensation was caused on
The Rules:
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble/ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
- Mood:dancy!!!
- Music:Hand That Feeds - Nine Inch Nails!!!
I was supposed to be doing my English homework, but I somehow wandered over into another Word document and wrote this in about seven minutes. I like it. And the wonderful Lizzie (
- Location:Lizzie's room
- Mood:squee!
Well, I only felt the need to post because I'm excited about my community (which I had also been neglecting) and my new userpic. LOOK AT IT!
RDJ is so adorable, even while missing a finger in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. And I saw Tropic Thunder.
Wow.
RDJ is so amazing in that one too. Plus Ben Stiller and Jack Black and TiVo. I nearly died multiple times from laughing so hard. For one, Tom Cruise dances to Apple Bottom jeans while wearing a fat suit, fake chest and arm hair, and a bald cap. Who could not laugh at that?!?
*sigh* I could go on forever about the movie and other RDJ related things, but I only wrote this to be able to post SOMETHING. And I have an essay for English to write. And Lizzie to talk to.
Lot's of love to anyone who actually bothered to read this,
Kelly
- Location:Home
- Mood:wistful
- Music:Nine Inch Nails
It was on Monday. And it was fun. I went to Club Tattoo and got my belly button pierced with Kim, Ash, and Jake.
Ash and Jake want me to go with them AGAIN tomorrow and get something else pierced. Either that or a tattoo. But I have no moonies that I can part with right now. And I don't know if I want to get something else pierced so soon after another part of my body got a hole through it. I also don't think I want a tattoo at this time in my life. Maybe later, but not right now.
*sigh* Well, I feel like I should go write something after being inspired by my get together at Lizzie's house with Kim, Val, and Alma.
Toodles,
Kelly
- Mood:
content
Girls, imagine this. You are taking a trip across country. You're in the middle of New Mexico and there's no city or rest stop for over 100 miles... and you REALLY have to go to the bathroom. In your current body you have to either hold it, or find a convenient bush to hide behind. But if you're a man, all you have to do is get out of the car, whip it out, and do your thing.
Yes, sometimes I wish I were a guy.
- Location:Home
So, I did this little thing that tells you what your battle cry is according to your username. Here is mine:
Stalking out of the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Kindalisidera! And she gives a low howl:
"I'm going to fuck you until armored tanks pull us apart, and launch you into deep space!"
It made me giggle uncontrolably.
- Location:Home
- Mood:
giggly
Too many mutha uckers, uckin' with my shi-
No, wait. Only one. But she's the biggest mutha ucker of them all. Can anyone guess who she is? I bet Kim and Alma most likely know... maybe even Lizzie.
It is... MY MOTHER!
*gasps of shock*
*pause*
Kim: Wait... that isn't shocking at all!
Yes Kim, it isn't. Just another normal day for a child of... that thing.
Why is she a mutha ucker this time? Well, I moved out of her house for a very good reason: I don't want to be anywhere near her. That's pretty straight forward. But now she keeps wanting to pick me up from my new home, and take me out to her house so I can clean and fix stuff while she's asleep....
WHAT THE HELL?!? I'm no longer living there! It is no longer my house! Why should I have to go clean and fix things anymore?!?
She even made me cancel plans that I had today so I could go do it, even though I had told her I would be willing to go and do it tomorrow when I have nothing on my plate. But no. I have to do it today.
Mutha Ucker.
- Location:My REAL Home
- Mood:
bitchy
I poured myself a bowl of Fruit Loops, just like all the days before. My mom was making my dad his usual cup of milk and raw egg... just like all the days before. I munched happily at the bright colored circles for a few minutes before casting a fleeting glance down at the rainbow colored milk. I did a double take. I screamed. Floating within the colorful confines of my cereal bowl was a daddy-long-legs spider.
For many, many years after that incident, I refused to eat cereal. It was only about two years ago that I was finally willing to overcome my fear and I once again began munching happily at the grainy substance. Thankfully, no other incident has occured; and I hope that all spiders, or any other bug for that matter, stay away from my breakfast.
- Location:Home
- Music:MGMT
Other than graduation:
I think I now have killer abs. I worked for over six hours in my mom's yard yesterday to get ready for my partay on Saturday. I raked our yard, dug a very large and very deep fire pit, carried TONS of large rocks to put around the fire pit, moved six large iron posts with cement stuck on the end of them into a truck, and painted a picnic table. I woke up this mornind and discovered that I didn't move AT ALL last night. I had to roll out of bed because my back and ab muscles didn't want to cooperate in lifting my head up. I'm proud of myself though. I exercised! :P
Well, I think I'm going to go either write Tony/Jim Iron Man slash, or watch the Nancy Drew movie, because I have yet to see it.
Manly chest bump,
Kelly
P.S. I went to Tucson and saw the house Kim's dad is buying for us... its adorable! I love it and I can't wait for college!
- Location:Home
- Mood:
sore - Music:Nine Inch Nails
I made him a little bed out of an old tissue box and carried him around with me and played with him all the time. As you can tell, I was pretty much an only child since my sister is 10 years older than me and my brother 16....
- Location:Home
- Mood:
tired
I am a new found lover of Iron Man! The movie was hawt! And I have now created an Iron Man Slash community... the first of its kind. I feel moderately accomplished and proud of myself.
And is it sad that on my last day of high school, I make my first entry on here and its about slash? One would think I would be screaming about finally being free from the confines of what is known as Casa Grande Union High School. But no, I have to talk about man-love. Not that I'm complaining. It's just that, maybe I should talk about the excitement of graduating....
I'm graduating! No more stupid underclassmen getting in my way as I'm waiting in the taco line or causing me bodily harm as I try to get to Calculus; no more creepy security guards yelling at me for some unknown offense. Ah, life is good. Hopefully college will be much better. From everything I'm hearing, it will be. And that makes me excited!
I'm thinking about taking Russian as my language course. I really want to get away from the Romance languages... and the Roman alphabet. Plus, the architecture in Russia is awesome! It's the number one country I want to visit (besides Canada, but I'm going there this summer so it doesn't count.)
Well, I'm going to run off and go to bed then. I'm whipped.
Huggles,
Kelly
- Location:Home...
- Mood:
optimistic
